I have never been to a Toronto Maple Leafs game.
Not in Toronto.
Not anywhere else.
I have never put a blue jersey on and yelled "Let's go boys."
For that matter, I have never even been to the Air Canada Centre.
GM Place, well that's another kettle of orca all together.
You see, my mom gets great tickets to see the Canucks. So great that I have been to two Canuck/Flames games in the last year.
There is a nice atmosphere there- when people start yelling "Calgary Sucks!" I just roll up the sleeves of whatever red top I happen to be wearing, secure my Flames hat and start yelling "Stanley Cup!"
As in, we at least have one.
And since I figure half the people in there are from Saskatchewan (or even Ontario) they won't mind me reminding them the Canucks have never won Lord Stanley's Cup.
Or maybe they do mind, but since this is Canada, everyone is too polite to say anything.
Or they were too busy laughing when they decided to sling shot the Orca mascot into some bowling pins.